Ok, not as funny as Sidi Ali's but I couldn't resist...................
1.You use a Miswak instead of a toothbrush
2.When visitors come to your home and ask who is the picture of the person with a long beard, you say “my grandfather.” And to yourself you think, “that is technically not a lie, Mawlana is my spiritual grandfather.”
3.Your misbaha has a dual purpose – making dhikr and used as a necklace.
4.You set up multiple alarm clocks throughout your room to help you wake up for Tahajjud/Fajr.
5.It’s all about the Hodja Nasreddin jokes.
6.You read salawat incessantly when you are anxious or nervous about a significant event such as an interview, graduation, marriage, etc.
7.If you’re single you have registered yourself on www.sufilovematch.com
8.If you’re married you found your significant other on www.sufilovematch.com
9.You’re anti-Facebook nowadays.
10.You have friends of all races and colours, and this perplexes your parents.
11.You have practiced whirling at least once while alone in your room and almost passed out.
12.Your vacation hotspot is Lefke, Northern Cyprus.
13.Your co-workers have only heard of Southern Cyprus.
14.You firmly believe that all black cats are jinn cats, and try to converse with them when no one is looking.