You Know You Are Sufi When....Part 2

Ok, not as funny as Sidi Ali's but I couldn't resist...................

1.You use a Miswak instead of a toothbrush
2.When visitors come to your home and ask who is the picture of the person with a long beard, you say “my grandfather.” And to yourself you think, “that is technically not a lie, Mawlana is my spiritual grandfather.”
3.Your misbaha has a dual purpose – making dhikr and used as a necklace.
4.You set up multiple alarm clocks throughout your room to help you wake up for Tahajjud/Fajr.
5.It’s all about the Hodja Nasreddin jokes.
6.You read salawat incessantly when you are anxious or nervous about a significant event such as an interview, graduation, marriage, etc.
7.If you’re single you have registered yourself on www.sufilovematch.com
8.If you’re married you found your significant other on www.sufilovematch.com
9.You’re anti-Facebook nowadays.
10.You have friends of all races and colours, and this perplexes your parents.
11.You have practiced whirling at least once while alone in your room and almost passed out.
12.Your vacation hotspot is Lefke, Northern Cyprus.
13.Your co-workers have only heard of Southern Cyprus.
14.You firmly believe that all black cats are jinn cats, and try to converse with them when no one is looking.

Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by Asma on June 24, 2009 at 10:43am

I love number 2....I say it all the time...basically everything is true...this is sooooo funny.....thanks for sharing Sabiha

Permalink Reply by Khadija Farah on June 24, 2009 at 2:19pm

Salam beautiful Sabiha!! Love the part 2. #10 to 12 are so funny, just laughing by myself right now!! Take care sister.

Permalink Reply by seeker & sought on June 24, 2009 at 8:29pm

i had put up portraits of Shaykh Nazim & Shaykh Abdul Qadir Jilani at home. And yes sister Sabiha, i get questioned many times. Therefore item #2 suits me just fine. u remind me of those mindreaders that get their readings awfully close - too close - ha.. ha...

Permalink Reply by Ali D. on June 24, 2009 at 10:33pm

That's pretty good... number #11 and #12 are my favorites :)

Permalink Reply by Amatullah on September 27, 2009 at 4:04pm

Salams Sabs... this is too funny :)
#2, #10, #11, #12, #14...I am still laughing.

Permalink Reply by Asiyah A. on February 17, 2011 at 8:02pm

ROFL how can this be sooo accurate???LOLz nice

-Asiyah

Permalink Reply by Martine langlois on December 28, 2012 at 4:57pm

Hahahahaha!!!!

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